I just met Graham Nash. Dude’s got a great handshake. His words to me were “Hey what’s up, dude. I’m Graham. Nice ink.”
What could be the most important scientific experiment of our lifetime is about to begin. The so-called Holometer Experiment at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory aims to determine whether our perception of a three-dimensional universe is just an illusion. Do we actually live on a 2D plane, as a holographic projection? There is a well-established theory that states we are indeed living in a hologram, with a pixel size of about 10 trillion trillion times smaller than an atom. This has certain implications, some of which are quite sinister, even unspeakably horrific. The argument about the nature of the universe hinges on something that 99.99% of people are not able to comprehend even on the most superficial level — namely,
I’ll be very amused if God turns out to be some gamer geek living in his mom’s basement.
I would have hit reset in frustration so many times before now…
Yeah, but that’s only because we are NPCs in that scenario. Who knows who the actually gamer is?
No, ‘god’ is actually a 13-year-old playing our lives out on SimEarth for the iPhone 12.
15 minutes late to a meeting and left my glasses at home. Can I get a do-over please?